Welcome to the Postmodern Bullshit Generator

Let’s face it: nobody actually understands postmodernism. Not even the postmodernists. It’s that magical land where academics get paid to write incomprehensible sentences about “the death of meaning.” But fear not! Now you too can sound like you’ve spent years deconstructing binary oppositions while drinking overpriced coffee in Paris.

Click “Generate” below and watch perfectly crafted nonsense materialize before your eyes! Impress your friends! Confuse your enemies! Get an A or total academic disgrace — either way, very postmodern.

📚 Dont Know How to Use Your Generated Nonsense? Here are some examples:🎯

• Academic Papers: Drop a quote and either become a genius or a cautionary tale.

• Job Interviews: Answer weakness questions with: “I problematize hegemonic discourse that subverts itself.” (They’ll just nod and move on.)

• First Dates: Casually say: “The crisis of representation reveals the incommensurability of language and experience.” Sexy.

• Family Gatherings: Uncle ranting about politics? Shut him down with: “The aporia of democracy reveals the impossibility of true representation.”

Feeling brave? Scroll down to browse our postmodern book collection. Side effects may include existential dread and using “problematize” in everyday conversation.